X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

Haha @Louis saying Freedom is karaoke.

Wasn't it Bazza's first solo single.

Oh good, another song I CANNOT STAND

How can they strip back Clapton? it's him with a guitar? Any more stripped and it's either just bloke, or just a guitar.

They tried everything, what's the chance dysentery will still be shit?

We've stripped it back. Taken out the words, the music, the dancing, the harmony. Just leaving our haircuts.

At least they can't ruin it for me

'Oooooh ooooh ooooh oooh ooooh'

That was for any of our lurkers who are watching tonight's programme vicariously

Aw, he's a wee love. Bless his cotton socks.
I'm too old for this shit, I look at them all with a mum's eyes.
Apart from Nanfucker of course.

Oh, I SEE. When you say 'stripped back' you mean 'sing in a crappy affected accent and adding pointless trills'.
It's much clearer now.

This is a bit Westlife-y IMO!

Dysentery sound like the chipmunks or is it just me?

Don't like that they've chosen this song though

Very strange choice. Of all the songs theycould have picke- by groups- they get this?

I thought they'd leave the stools to the Baby Shits.

Eeeeeek. Any slower and maudling and they'd be in a coma

Do you think these people have the faintest idea of this songs provenance?

This song means something specific.

I may be wrong but I doubt these boys can empathise.

This is DULL.

Arf at Louis' Churchill dog dancing.

This is awful,please go!

Dullisa is SO upduffed. She's all bosomy and jowly, I got that about four weeks in .

They're going nowhere now

I am "watching" from here ivor - need more than 'Oooooh ooooh ooooh oooh ooooh'

Can you be more specific?

Shitslinger is so bored she's weeping

Fuck off shitsinger

STOOLS!!!

YY, way to shit over the memory of Clapton's loss. Three Gap Yar twats on stools, giving it breathy.
Woo to the Hoo.