X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

This could swing it for them. The Wangometer.

Lol @ New Kids on the Cock!

on parr win each avvarr

Why are they all wearing shiny gumboots?

ba'owl of de boybans? What is that, pray?

i havnt sniggered this much since 6th form

LOL Rudolph - you crack me up!!

PERFORMANCE BARRY YOU ARSEHOLE

PrettyShit did praying hands. Who has the sniper rifle this week?

That was bad!

I hate the way Louis sways around.
He's never on time either.
And I'm not happy by them using the poppy appeal and the death of millions to try and get votes.

The one with the guitar has scary hair.

strange fringes going on

QuiffyShit does good PR. He'll be the leader.

"it's such a pleasure to work with four guys who work so hard"- I did say a cock and ball each was sufficient, but maybe Louis like a bit of backdoor too. I can sometimes be wrong.

Oh, hold me up - it's Pinhead a'coming.

I like james arthur, you've got to stop now

If there's only one more act why is it going on till 9.50?

Pinhead up next. Obviously wanting to end the show on a cheery high note then.

holidays are comin (pop van's comin)

COKE ADVERT!!!

The ads are the best bit this week (apart this fred)

BOF, you'll get this one deleted. Did you know the Mickey Bubbles thread has GORN? MNHQ are tidying up libellous stuff when we're not looking
I imagine they mostly concentrate on these threads.

If the last band get booted off they have a lucrative career as One Direction body doubles.

COke holidays are coming ad!!
It's still early November, Coke, Not Christmas, Not even close. I resent everyone trying to spoil Christmas for me by trailing it for soooo bloooody loooong. LIke you lot with your inappropriately Christmas-ey names.

It's Christmas!!!