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X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

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RudolphUcker · 10/11/2012 12:36

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

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recall · 10/11/2012 21:12

waitrose advert is a bit painful after the first time

RudolphUcker · 10/11/2012 21:13

Waitrose already do the green button thing. How is them not having an ad helping? They've just spent up on the JL snowman, haven't they?

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RudolphUcker · 10/11/2012 21:14

That Wandie Fan woman Grin

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RudolphUcker · 10/11/2012 21:14

Yes, let's strip back the Marines. I'm in.

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Lorelilee · 10/11/2012 21:15

Is 'stripped back' the new 'mash up'?

GreenEyesAndHam · 10/11/2012 21:15

I'm going to see the Wandies next year

RudolphUcker · 10/11/2012 21:15

Does QuiffyShit not get a MiliRello? Bet he feels shit. He wanted to pay tribute to his family - all lollypop men.

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PotPourri · 10/11/2012 21:16

So 3 of them have a big armed forces story. The 4th one sits silently

BOFingSanta · 10/11/2012 21:16

I think Union J will lose out to District Three, because there's one too many. A cock and a ball each is sufficient.

recall · 10/11/2012 21:16

Rememberance - clever

MakeHayNotStraw · 10/11/2012 21:16

So Louis is stripping all his boys back then?

squishyotter · 10/11/2012 21:16

Nice and flat opening !

recall · 10/11/2012 21:16

Louie looked like a muppet then Grin

PotPourri · 10/11/2012 21:16

LOL rudolph (stripping back the marines)

RudolphUcker · 10/11/2012 21:17

They're morphing into WestShoite before our VERY EYES.
The Wang has a sinister power.

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recall · 10/11/2012 21:17

OOOO ! Nicole revving up

squishyotter · 10/11/2012 21:17

Why does George always look like he is about to start crying?!

KiwiKat · 10/11/2012 21:17

I like this.

MsElleTow · 10/11/2012 21:17

I quite like this.

Katiekitty · 10/11/2012 21:17

Stripped back...

... well, they've not got their coats on this week

jessiegeesusinamanger · 10/11/2012 21:17

But on the plus side one of them can sing.

recall · 10/11/2012 21:17

Oh rudolph I LOVE you GrinGrinGrin

BOFingSanta · 10/11/2012 21:18

New Kids On The Cock.

RudolphUcker · 10/11/2012 21:18

They've got the WestShoite arm movements down pat

The 'feeling a bit dickey' stomach hold
The 'help yourself to the buffet' expansive arm
The 'small annoying fly' air grab

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GreenEyesAndHam · 10/11/2012 21:18

Nodding AND embracing.

Slick