X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

How can you not love the man that pisses barry off that much?

Did Rylan say something about having been a 7 year old girl? I wasn't really listening but I thought I heard that....

But a good show man does not a good recording artist make...

It was fun(like piles)- but vocally shite.

really Bof? That's what you call it when horses do it, winking.
I didn't know the same applied to burlesque dancers.

Shitsinger is all about having fun. No shit.

MakeHay, DS2 said he heard that too!

Oh look. Shitsinger is making it all about her.

And more nasty innuendo. Maybe adjust the dosage, love?

Some-one give Shitty some downers.

He said he'd loved the Spices since he was a 6yo girl. He was joking

LadyBeagle is right. This time next year he'll be eating kangaroo bollocks.

Here we go Rudolph No sooner a word than a deed. I love it.

I love Shitsinger too. There, I've said it!

think this is the hair that tulisa is after

Surely Celebrity Big Brother will snap him up before then?

Yes Ladybeagle- I can see it now OMGOMG- when he puts his hand in a bowl full of spiders, then the tears afterwards. He's probably already signed the contract...

I suppose Rylan is at least deferring his chewing of gnarled old testicles for a year. Poor District Three should be so lucky

recall, that is zigackly how I tell myself my hair looks. Not the hedge/backwards reality.

Oh I LOVE the crimbo ads. Nice warm feeling

I like the Debenhams ad.

Where are the Yeo Valley farmers this year?

Boffles. Innit though? A casting couch built for three...

If he's not either on TOWIE or I'm a Celebrity I will eat my shoe.

i want her norks

I bloody LOVE that red coat!

mselletow glad it's not just me!

Fuck me- Iceland do a reasonable Christmas advert shocker...

I love Willy Wonka.