X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

Wand Erection are singing too, don't forget.

Shitsinger is doing a Bianca Jagger

Good lord. He's doing a SkyFawl.

Pity his parachute opened.

Utter shit, Jive bunny-esque crap.

I love Rylan :)

Rudolph I am indebted to you :) Can you do my Christmas shopping as well?

The girls in their pants in champagne glasses, taking a bath.
That's a new low/high, even for XF.

What's with the porno dancer?

Oh. my. Days!

so how was he a gingerkid nowhe is dark haired, bearded, eyebrowed?

My jaw is actually dropping.

This is utter, utter, utter shite. But kind of fascinating.

He is flatter than roadkill

Bof don't forget, there's plenty of time for the Wandies still

ha look at gary

This is pants.

Nearly as butch as Geri, well done love.

Aw he's ripped a seam.

Isn't he oddly sexless? I genuinely think he has no genitals, like Action Man.

Camper than Butlins

He is soooo rubbish. Can't even sing - but yes, is a good show - he'll go down a storm at G.A.Y.

He can't sing for toffee, but I LOVE him!

DH just turned over in fury at Ryland. That's it for me tonight then

I saw a Dita Von Teese show once. She winked at the end. And not in the usual way.

Rylan is amazing ^^

Oh fuck off Rylan.
You'll be in next years Celebrity Big Brother or the Jungle.
You've got your fame now.

Ivor snatch back the remote and turn back or leave the bastard!