X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

According to DH, Dulisa just looks 'cheap and dirty'.

I have to agree.

grrr-TK maxx are using one of my very very favourite songs ever in their Christmas ad.

Oh I bloody love a Xmas advert

Scrag isn't that short for scrag end and is the name of a cut of lamb and mutton?

DS2 said Scrag is someone a bit rough, so to speak.

JessieGeesusinamanger?

Tiger - I think they dress Ella likethat so she looks vintage

I liked her song actually. She has a great big range, and sounds so beautiful in the lower register (I always think that Leona Lewis isn't all that in the lower register, even though she ALWAYS starts her songs like that before hitting her stride at the end)

That is all...

OhmiGod it finishes at 9 bloody 50!!!!!! I thought we might be nearly done and I could get back to my book.

Poor Essex, i say.

Raah you were right!

And we're back to Dick Dastardly. Excellent.

I love rylan, I want him to win just to see boring barry have a sulk

I loved that TK max advert, also one of my favourite songs ever Raah.

Rylan as Geri....

Fuck. Me.

If only that studio had been firebombed.

Rudolph that is brilliant! You could hire yourself out to come up with christmas names for everyone on MN. You could make a fortune.

Rylan says 'gewls' too.

Shoot him.

I cannot abide Halliwell.

How is this going on so long? Are they singing twice?

Come on Rylan, you can do this!

Oooo look, ginger spice has done a Cruella

I like him, he is genuine

I give freely of my talent, Jessie

Oh Lordy lordy

We say scraggy meaning scuzzy/minging/rank

Hahahahaha