X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

er ,Shitty,love- Chowmein was more warbly than a warbler.

It was the start of his 'things I could be doing if I wasn't here' list, Ivor - WoW.

Next was 'grouting' and 'Mum's Christmas - BHS?'

Gewlpower? Is that a type of drill?

northeners and giwls

Barry must have short term memory issues

Anyone know any northern gewls? Dullisa wants them to vote

GIRLS!! The word is GIRLS, dullisa.

For that reason alone, Ella needs to go.

rudolph

Scrag, Scrizzle, Tulisa, whatevs.

Best indication yet that Shitty is in fact a bloke

'Thank God I've got Dulisa'

That's pretty much an admission that the cock Shitz keeps going on about is in fact her his own.

fucksake I didn't even get one number.

I thought she was pretty good .

So, how many girls are left? And i think Tulisa has rollers in her hair.....

I think we'll find that Boffles is a Northern Gewl. Or a drill
Bof, are you voting?

FFS- I SAID Rylan would be in a Union flag get-up.

Doing the Spice Girls.

Predictable and dull.

I have never heard of scrag. Or scrizzle. They sound like they may mean bollocks?

JessiegeeshaggedFrosty too crude?

LadyBeagle

Nanfucker peaked too early

Exactly. They really should not put him on first. Or at all really, but especially not first!

I'm Northern.

I am not a 'gewl'

sounds like something you have for your supper

Raah I thought you must have seen him, already or something!

who is nanfucker?

It's entirely poss that Shitsinger IS a man. And the hormones required to keep her pussycat persona are making her either slick with the horn (to borrow a MN phrase) or veering wildly towards emotional tears.
She is wearing the suit cos she's seen it on a Bodyform ad. Next week - short shorts and rollerblades. With dogs.

Oh good, Rylan's next.
I can slag him off with the best of them.
I hate his stupid speaking voice. If I knew him personally and had to socialise or work with him I would have to kill him.

Nah, I don't vote. I voted for Rebecca once, and my local boy Marcus, but in fairness, neither of them were necrophiliacs to the best of my knowledge.