X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

Jesus, what's she come as? Guinevere the Confused?

oh no - more angels

I suppose Tinie Tempah was good enough for the Olympic ceremony.

At last, someone who can sing at a lower register!

By the way, if you go back to the first week I think you'll find I was the first person to spot Dulisa's upduffedness. Just sayin'.

This is boring.

h ahaaaaaaaaaa rudolph

Thanks Ivor, I thought it might be something to do with star trek!

They dress her like someone's gran. Possibly Nanfucker's.

(for Badgers)

"Warble, warble, waaaaaaaaarble, oh-oh-oh, my way, heeee eeee eee [twiddly bit]"

is tulisa pregnant?????????

So of all the songs that are the 'best of british' you've come up with this.
OK so. Was it the fact it's too low for her or the shrieky bits that swung it, Dullisa? I'm intrigued.

Well, she can sing. Especially impressive considering she's only 16.

Can't bear her!

I am actually lolling @ Tommee Tippee!

Scrizzle is the word round here for a scrag.

lets go through all the octaves like mariah

She leaves me cold. Like a dead nan

Young person.

Like, a 16 year old young person.?

Keep me updated...have turned on to BBC1 for a min to win the lottery.

She can sing, can't she.
I 'm getting away from the point of this thread aren't I?
I need someone to slag off.
Nanfucker peaked too early.

"I wrote one thing on my piece of paper here: 'Wow' "

Seriously Barry? You had to write that down?

What's a scrag BOF?

Ella looks like a lace covered sausage. Why don't they give her something nice to wear.

Ivor