X Factor - Best of British Week. I think we'll need it.

[RudolphUcker]

Tis I btw, Sue. In Christmas guise.

So it's Dear Old Blighty week. This is a new thing and promises to be second in mawkishness and misplaced patriotism only to the MiliWives screeching Jerusalem at the Pride of Britain awards, wearing GingerSpice outfits, straddling a Gurkha apiece. In bowler hats. that may not have happened but I could see it

The Babyshits are paying tribute to the armed forces, in particular Pretty Shit's brother - who is a Marine fingers crossed for photos

Rylan is doing a mash-up. I am hoping for I Vow To Thee My Country mixed with London Town.

Nothing on the rest. Nanfucker doing 'Grandma, we love you'? Pinhead being angsty and 'urban'? Same old, same old

Oh, and Wand Erection are doing a one-off performance, in a cunning bid to get their entire fan base watching the Baby Shits.

Any predictions?

Boring

We3kings - it was Apeface's first solo single. Bazza released a self-penned one - 'Forever Love'. .

Enjoy and yama - exactly!! I have just said exactly the same thing to my DP, ewww how could they sing that song with cheesy smiles on their face - yuck

They went down well with Louis. Just to stay in the competition.

It wasn't stripped back. The original was already stripped back.

Rudolph apparently she is just a bit chubby and wears Spanx to give her a waistline, according to one of the tabloids this week.

I liked that piggy sweater one of District 3 was wearing - anyone know where it's from?

Sorry Badgers

'Oooooh ooooh oooh [twiddly bit] aaaaaaaaah aaaaaaah oooooooooh heaven [twiddly bit] Ooooooooooooh [unnecessary twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidly bit] aaaaaaaaah'

That was sort of it. But it went on for a few minutes.

Quite LadyBeagle, looking at Nanfucker with a Mums eyes is a scarey thought

Oh I love that song, makes me cry though, it's my song for dd. :(

Shitz is stoned.

Tears from Heaven?
Don't they know what that song meant to Eric Clapton?
Bad choice Louis.

Is Nicole on something this week?

Not much brings tears to Shitsinger's eyes. Mostly cos her tear ducts are now in her hairline.

Lor-Ahhhhh- that's right (I ought to know, i sold enough of them!).

Oh dear. Shitsinger is crying.

At least as Nanfucker's mum you'd be young enough to be safe.

Dulisa looks like she borrowed her hair from deidre in coronation street, circa 1978

For now, Boffles...... You'd always be looking over your shoulder.

jessie she seems it! Is she always like that? I don't usually watch this!

Hi- late to the party. District3 - brilliant. Love that song
Christopher- not that impressed tonight

Gary seemsa bit sauced up again, Nicole less so - but I think her soul is in pain poor thing. Tulisa - is she preggars?

Ella. Is she still only 16?

Is Tulisa pregnant?

Giraffes, shitsinger is on something every week .

Cheers Ivor - I just can't watch it on the tellybox. I hate all of them. Someone's head should roll for this year's selection!

District3 shouldn't really have gone through last week. Bazza is still narked.