X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

Mouseketeers are the Gawdawful Mickey Mouse singers on American telly. Where Christina Shouty and Britney and Trousersnake came from .

Think 'tis some kind of Disney ref dRaa

agree MMeL

Vinegar, that is a birth mark on Tulisa's neck.

Is the fembot's dress velvet?

Minor hijack win x-factor tickets here

Bless, my heart is breaking for him.

I like Jahmene. Genuine fellow.

He's like the Dr in the Simpsons, with his penchant for inappropriate laughter

I'm not being horrid, I'm not, I'm not but this is shameless milking.

Olivia, roffle - they'd not let us in. We don't actually like any of 'em

This is bad.

Olivia, you don't understand. We have no wish to actually see the xfactor.

Club classic?

I do like his voice

He's no Aretha, that's for damn sure.

Singing voice, I mean

Not his best week.

He looks lost.

Is is being mean to say that his bow tie makes him look like a contestant on Opportunity Knocks?

Goodness me. Erm, good effort Jahmene. I didn't dislike all of it, or question its Club Classic status. Or laugh at the odd bits.

Club classic??

Sorry Chowmein, this is boring matey.

Ooh I'd love to go, but I'd have to follow this thread on my phone and would probably get chucked out for giggling or shouting Chow Mein or Shitsinger or something!