X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

Oh i love the Ikea teddy Yankee, i want him for my next BF.

Oooooh she's going to MOVE around!

I forgot about Cardiac. Pants.

Can't we just skip to the final?

So much Friedman this week. Must be in his redundancy package.

'the fanny gallops'

I have never heard that before. Thank you, that has made this evening's frankly dire efforts all worth it.

One of my favourite tracks ever.

Teddy is scary

You got the love. Not this again.

She has a lovely figure.

I know those dresses are sposed to be flattering but I just cannot see it.

I'mglad they've ditched the blood red lippy.

Ilove this song. It really is 1991 in X factor land although she's doing a Florence version

Ah I thought she was going to do something dedicated to Gramps.

Like 'Sex Bomb' or 'Je t'aime'

Best song ever! Hate Florences version, prefer original.

Tis not my own, I heard it months ago. And stole it.

Christopher out.
Though all the nana mafia up and down the country will be keeping him in.
After all he loves his own.

The dancing looks like a routine a 4 year old made up!

oh great my sky box as bloody well gone off

thank god finally a performance worth watching, she was worth saving till the end

What are the odds on her singing Proud in a week or two, with a heather small mask, like Miranda?

I wouldn't really call this moving 'around' exactly!LOL She's the only one who has actually sung though

Wow, is that what they call dancing these days?
Belting voice though!

That would have been nice, Greeny. Or I would Do Anything for Love (but I won't do that)

God I forgot about that dire Florance version. I'm in Manchester, it's 1991. I'm in hot pants.....

That was pretty good. Dancing shocking though

YES GAZZA