X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

She can sing TBF.

Barry can't dance.

Sue

Christopher to go this week (fingers crossed)

Thank you Gazza. Hear hear!

I LOVE the way Louis always calls bazza by his full name.

HOW OLD IS ELLA, I MUST KNOW?

Oh Tulisa.

I am embarrassed for you.

She's got the X factor but has she got a controversial back story? Never mind, I'm sure they can get her falling out of a nightclub and brawling with Lucy and Rylan whilst singing an Adele mash up.

Does no-one listen to what Gary actually said? He said she was amazing? Why are they trying to imply he said she was crap?

I can't believe Ella is only 16 it's not like they have mentioned it a billion times a week!!!

I think 16. Could be wrong though. Maybe they'll say in a minute.....

SHE'S ONLY 16??? no? REALLY?

She's 16! I can't believe it, never knew.

The dance moves were naff, barry was right. Oh my arent the women judges fucking irritating. Bring back Danni.....not biffa or shazza tho. Ellas 16 btw

I think she is 43 Sue. Ask Louis, he might know.

The Fanny Gallops? LOL

Thing is- The Source was a club classic- the Florence version, not so much.

Gawd, Cardiac could sink a cruise ship.

You know it's bad when shitsinger likes your dance moves.

16! But they don't say and how many months. Shit. We need to know. I mean she could be just 16. Or 16 and a half or pushing 17. This is IMPORTANT stuff. Right all. Night night. Hope no one has any nasty nightmares after all the terrible sights and sounds we've just witnessed.

Jade to go please - give her vocal chords a rest and her nose

I hope Cardiac goes tomorrow and is in the bottom 2 with Primark1.

Is she really only 16? Really? I'm not sure they mentioned it enough.

I loathe it when they say they wanted to have fun. No, you want to win.

Jessie- a crime watch stylee disclaimer is definitely needed after that

My hard heart must be melting because I did feel a teensy bit sorry for Rylan when he was standing there listening to Gary slating him. He looked so lost and vulnerable.