X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

That was the song they play when the lights come on,and you realise you are snogging the minger from year 11, wasn't it?

Jessie, I am with you on this. Let's rhyme our way through this shit.

So Creepy Count Brian is leaving then? New job or back to the underworld?

Beggin'you

to stop

Oooo i love this song..

They're all shit so far aren't they.
If it wasn't for this thread I wouldn't bother.
I tried to watch X Factor USA but it's just so dull because there's actual talent there.
I much prefer the UK Crap Factor.

I am an old cronie and it is along time since I have been in a club, but I have never heard this in a club.

Oh it's a mash up.

Acrobatics? Yo are spoiling us Dysentry!

Fuck me at Louis dancing again!

Arf at Louis doing the dad head bop.

I'm bored. This year's contributions are lame

Turn up the x factor music? Ha. Not likely!

I promise MmeLindor! It will get me through the more boring bits (ie all of it.)

Aw, he loves 'em. The Three Wise Virgins.

Like a little Overtones

Well they're better than the other lot

All I'm getting from my kids is "don't you dare buy us anything that they are wearing for Christmas!"

Gawls? Gawels?

Wtf are you wittering on about Dullisa

I'm bored too but have to watch til the end incase I see another Twilight trailer in the ad break. Yes I know that is unreasonable.

Stop saying 'girls' Tullisa, until you can pronounce it

Gairwles

I liked this lot. The first ones I've actually liked.

I do like District 3.

kitten that should be the official verdict - better than the other lot!