X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

Rylan's family are as thick as him, then.

Kye sones must be an anagram of something...

Fuck me, ANOTHER sob story!

You're welcome, a little Pam Ayres at that.

only 32?

Haway, Bazza - we got all those flat notes last week

Was he flat?

Key Noses?

Flu?Like a chimney flue?

He does NOT look different. He looks like a mediaeval page in guyliner. Same as always.

Do you think she would adapt the song 'when i'm cleaning windows' to when i'm sweeping chimneys'.

He is sitting on the set of les miserables.

Arf at "medieval page in guyliner"

That piano wouldn't look out of place in Game of Thrones.

Are they going to set fire to him?

Ah yes, this slow piano based club classic.
I cut some rug to this, I'll tell you

Kye is so yawn

Why's he on top of a bonfire?

Shite! Could you imagine a cd of kye songs?

Sue haha

Yes! Key Noses will do fine.

I am bored of his song. It needs a banging beat.

Sue - surely that's a medieval DUCK page...

'If you play the game of pianos, you win or die'.

Eek, that was flat.

Is this a 'dancing is banned' club classic?

Yy Harald the Flat

How is this Club Classics?

It is a bit boring.