X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

Kye darling you may have man flu
But please don't fret, don't let it worry you
You can still do mash ups of Rhianna and Eminem
and people will think you sound just like them.
Just be moody and look a bit mean
Blow your nose and give it a clean
Lucy will write a song about you
And you'll be back next week and she'll be there too
Ooooh ooooh awwwwwwh ooooh oooawwwwwwh

Medieval page in guy liner. Lmfao. (Sorry for abbv.)

F*ck me this is DIRE!

awful

'Cut some rug', Sue?

Ker-lassy (two words)

Boo they didn't put a match to him.

Jesus, I'm opening veins here.

Actually, he looks like James Blunt's corpse,innit? Post-Apocalypse Zombie James Blunt.

She is BIZARRE!

God, I'm really getting into this now :) I may offer to be Lucy's stand in lyric writer in case her Grandad snuffs it.

Ow my goodness Kai's got me in tears

Agree though, not exactly a night out in town is it?

Epic Shitsinger ?

Sue-you are wrong,he has added a touch of brown eyeshadow to the usual lashings of mascara and eyeliner.
Shame he sounds the fricking same week after week.

yea,cos Chris Martinis sooooo Club classics

So Shitsinger don't care about no notes, she care about how it make YOU feel?
Splains a lot.

Kye compared to chris martin. Oh my.

Snoooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

nicole, did you forget your pount half way thorough, then had to decide "good or bad"

I think shitsinger's been sharing whatever she's on with the rest of the panel in the ad break....

Jessie
Next week, I don't want to see any normal posts from you. Love that.

You look like an extra from Mary Poppins
But your club classic did not have us boppin
We wish they would light the bonfire you're on
Thank god for Dermie, his banter's spot on.

Anyone else sniffing out some sort of plot to ensure Bazza doesn't lose another act?

oh no District 3 ..I may have to press the mute button before they start

I wish she'd share it with me. I need something to get me through till this finishes.

Dysentery, yay. More non threatening pubescent boys and dodgy harmonies.

Is SalmonElla closing the show then? How many are left?