X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

And whoever said shitslinger was batshit crazy was spot on.

Must add to repertoire.

She NEEDS to do something a bit cleverer and more original. Oooooh Brad Pitt!

Brad's a bit creepy in that ad I think

Perhaps we should all critique in rhyme
It's pretty damn easy, just allege that they mime
Put on a daft hat hold a guitar
If it's not going well just blame the cattarh.

Jessie, you genius.

Yuck at Kye. You'd have to look at his duckface.

The Brad Pitt Chanel ad is truly awful.

Where's the Yeo Valley farmers??

shitsinger looks dreadful tonight. those earrings. that hair. that necklace. that neckline. She looks 20 years older than she is.

lol Lots

That could be a classic XF thread

How long is this dragging going to go on for? 10.20?!

Tulisha gets on my fooking wick.

Brad Pitt.

What's happened to his nose?

I'd rather Barry Garlow swept my chimney.

This has to be the longest ad break EVER

NeilVarnish lol, love the NN

lucy's just waiting for George Formby week

You don't look at the mantle when you're stoking the fire, Sue. And I could close my eyes and he sing to me while he sweeps me chimney!

I really want a settee with an iPod dock. I'd never move.

Why are they staying in a hotel that costs £500 a night?

The new Pam Ayres. Thank you. You're too kind.

since

The talk talk ads have been more club classics than the acts.

Do you think fists are flying?

Stupid phone

snice

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