X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

Why are they styling her like she's about to launch into Chatanooga Choo Choo any moment?

I like Titanium song.

Actually I quite liked that

Gorge-eois.

I was pissed, what can I say,
it was a tough week, my Nan passed away.
People ask why my songs all sound the same
Very repetitive and a bit inane?
That would have to be because I'm hungover and queasy
And writing the same old shit is so damn easy.
See anyone can do it
Just lots of rhymming and not much singin'
A bit of winking and cheeky grinnin'
La de da de da do do
xxxxxxxxx

bopping

Think Gary needs to get over himself with regards to rylan this is the person who put frankie cocozza through hardly renowned for his voice!

Was that a mash up of one of her songs and titanium? Or are those all the words of titanium?

They really should have ditched 'club classics' this year. Like or loathe, Rylan is the only one so far who has remotely met the brief.

The judges think its a laugh now (they probs dont tbf, the producers do) but when Rylan starts knocking out their acts it wont seem so funny and he wont be so entertaining.

Shitsinger is batshit crazy

Shitsinger could do with a nice cup of tea and a sit down.

Jessiegee

A-MAH-ZING!

jessie

That took 5 seconds to commit to paper
Oh my oh my it's an easy caper
This is really easy peasy
Shit oh shit I still feel queasy

Brava Jessie
Good point well made.

Brilliant jessie

Nicole shitface is so fucking annoyingly mouthy.
How fake is fake shakes malony
And how come everyone else is pulled up on their voices yet when it comes to rylan, the vocals were not great but it doesnt matter you were so entertainng.

jessie

Jessie

i hope they have styled Ella more like a teenager, and less like Cardiac's nan, this week.

Jessiegee you're like the new pam ayres

Kye could pop round tomorrow to do my chimney, DH and the kids are off to MIL's!

Ooooooh. Just got ver excited to see some Twilight related thing. I love that shit.

aha Lotsofdots, that was it. She used to live not far from us when we lived in Switzerland. Well, Lewis did.