X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

He was hardly singing...or even dancing....so dance week is a by-word for being allowed to be shit?

I Vill Show you My Heart, Mwahahaha

Oh she's had a tough week...

I twitch when Tullisa says 'girls'.

Oh fuck off Compo, you don't get two weeks.

Now, I stand by my initial prediction for her.

Oh, Lucy, you twat.

Nice Lucy! Lovely photos! Not!

Will they have styled her even more like KD Lang this week?

Hang on why does Lucy have to explain the piss up and not Rylan.

Ee ah were that shitfessed ah were!

@ Compo.

God,me too Raah.
Gewels?

Why does e choreographer always wear a hood?

Is Louis going to tell her she's like a little Pam Ayres again?

She's written a club classic??? how the fuck does that work in a week?

Good point Mogwi!

What did Shitsinger say, when she was ranting? It sounded like goshwar

We thought she'd tried to speak French.

What a shit song for her. They should have gone with t'arctic monkeys.

Eee, I'm that like titanium, me.

Spraggan has a look of Chas Dingle this week.

I reckon Chas could sing this better and all

YAAAAAAWNNNNNNN

She's travelled through time and space, Raah, that's how. She knows our DCs will be bopping (youth vernacular) to this in 20 years' time.

Bourgeois Mme. Definitely one word.

I do like this song- why's she dressed like a land girl?

How will they get her guitar into Big Band week?

God I am so bored of this now. She is the same every week.