X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

If he stood still, his vocals would be better. He is not fit enough for the dancing strutting and singing all at the same time.

He's so sorry for which behaviour? The hotel thing or this shit?

Y'know LMFAO? They have a bloke who dances with a box on his head. There's an idea.

Did he just apologise mid song? Twat.

Oh god I hate myself for not hating that

God that was grim

Bring back Wagner

He is bobbins.

he is horrendous...MissM he does look like Jordan!

He's got no arse to shake!

Next week, he'll pitch up in a shocking pink pleather catsuit with a cushion up the front of it!

'We need you in the competition' NO WE FUCKING DON'T.

He has spraggers hair this week.

Baby Bel should sue.

Is Dulisa in her bra?

He is James Pinheads face twin now, from the upper lip down.

Dullisa is thick as a prawn, intshe?

Our iPhone app decided ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and stopped working halfway through that.

DD said, 'I don't actually think he is that good'. Yes.

He looks totally different sans beard.

squishyotter Sat 20-Oct-12 21:31:19
lol you can see his bulge

Yes you could. Shame it was at the back of the pants though

yay Barry!

Hear hear Gazza!

Your problem, Gary, is that he's shite. Just tell him mate.

Tutut haha.

He is at least being gracious.

That is one word, you imbecile.

Shitsinger is clicking up a storm tonight
Terrible tedious cunt that she is.

Rylan next week!