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X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 17:25

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

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MissMogwi · 20/10/2012 21:29

Grin 'I looked like the moon'

CJCregg · 20/10/2012 21:29

'I've got my reasons for being orange' ROFL

Kittenkatzen · 20/10/2012 21:29

Shock baby rylan!!!

dRaahhcula · 20/10/2012 21:30

Lose the head.

LotsofDots · 20/10/2012 21:30

He had a look of Freddie mercury for a moment there...

GreenEyesAndHam · 20/10/2012 21:30

Jordan X post with Sue there

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 21:30

Goodness, He-Man's camped up.

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Kittenkatzen · 20/10/2012 21:30

Oh good lord the outfit

dRaahhcula · 20/10/2012 21:30

Mash up ahoy!!

CJCregg · 20/10/2012 21:31

ROAR at 'lose the head'.

lighthousekeeping · 20/10/2012 21:31

I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to the finals

IAmLouisWalsh · 20/10/2012 21:31

Fuck me at Shitsinger's dancing

Tuttutitlookslikerain · 20/10/2012 21:31

Words fail me!

Bluefrogs · 20/10/2012 21:31

I thought club classics was like songs from an over 30s night?
If these are classics now I feel old Sad

Kittenkatzen · 20/10/2012 21:31

Yy Freddie mercury

squishyotter · 20/10/2012 21:31

lol you can see his bulge

YankeeAlphaBooingUniform · 20/10/2012 21:31

Oh dear God

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 21:31

It's almost like a tune....

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Jellykat · 20/10/2012 21:31

Oh FFS Rylan, piss off mate..

Lorelilee · 20/10/2012 21:31

I know he's a shit singer, but I LOVE him!

MissMogwi · 20/10/2012 21:31

He looks even more like Jordan now. If it that's possible.

CJCregg · 20/10/2012 21:31

Fuck, this is atrocious.

MummysHappyPills · 20/10/2012 21:32

He DOES look like Freddie doesn't he?! But why does he look MORE like him now he has LESS facial hair?!Grin

MikeLitorisBites · 20/10/2012 21:32

I think he will get the finals. Finish in fourth maybe.

He really thinks he good though doesn't he?

jessiegee · 20/10/2012 21:32

Oh God. Never mind your behaviour it's your voice you need to apologise for