X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

Was union j that wore the mustard. Am sure.

LOL and so a nickname is born ...

Lots- one of the J's is called george. I think they should have studied harder at school.

And tonight Matthew, the Judging panel is going to be.....The Bridge of the Starship Enterprise . We have Lieutenant Uruhu ( yet again off in a parallel universe ), the little Oirish Vulcan Louis, and Barry Playing 'he of the bursting corset' Captain Kirk himself.

Yeah a traumatic birth!

yawnies babyshats where shite.

but one of the three Rs starts with an A, and one with a W!

Arf at birth of a boyband. They're nine or something, their mothers are still walking funny after their actual birth.

I caught that one is called Jamie but spelled JamY that alone makes me hate them.

That is a set of eyebrows on the left

Yankee

I just feel sorry for the 'j' that isn't...

Obviously a Club Classic from a time when I wasn't in the Clubs :)

They were mediocre at best.

Too much eyebrow waxing all round imo.

Raah, George is the ringer who was added in to boost the vocals when they were air dropped in to judges random foreign locations. Baby Harry styles. I know that one. The other three could be entirely different boys every week and I wouldn't have a clue! They appear to be entirely interchangeable!

I'm so bored by this shit I'm off to rotate my mattress and have a shower.

last week did rylan call gary barlow, gary borelow, or did i dream that?

Yup he did

Oh, oh, oh ... it's Ming

Lots- I know.Bet George is desperate to go solo Poor sods. But they are the next biggest boyband this week.

It's the boy twin that Katie Price keeps locked in the attic.

Nicole nearly fell off her seat there!

Oh he is such a twat!

He really does have a look of Katie Price

Oh god.

ooh, crybaby's turn.