X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

MissMogwi

Nicole and her gold cockroach earrings

No. I only saw Jedward once, I saw the previous year's contestants the year before. I can remember Ruth Lorenzo was there, JLS and Alexandra Burke. Can't remember who else!

Hello all. I been at work til just now. That was mediocre.

Oh had my scan - there's a baby wriggling in there! :)

I heard Veruca Lily's single today. Was very dull.

I was CJ From The West Wing for a bit great minds

Just got a hint of Macca seeing James Ellis then...

Congrats Faith

Do I CJ? I wish I did. This shit is taking up space in my head.
Right, Baby Shits and Him Without The Head . I think I need to make fortifying tea.

Sweetpea? GAAD. Shitsinger called Jade Sweetpea and she has the audacity to bang on about cheesyness.

Congrats Faith.

Oo exciting Faith! Congrats

Ooh,Tuttut- did you see the year of the bloke with the dead wife,then?He was terrible. Rather like Cardiac. Very cruise ship.

I would struggle to name any of last year's contestants. Apart from Janet, of course

Congratulations HavingALittleFaithBaby - Hope the bad singing doesn't upset the little one.

Pippa Middleton secrets to entertaining?!

Yay Faith, another XF baby. What will you name it - Louis or Mingeina?

Congratulations Faith

No he didn't go Raah, he went out too early. DH came the year Ruth Lorenzo was on, he was bored till she came out in a leather basque!

Pippa cashes in ...

I'd forgotten Dead Wife Man.
CJ - I forgot Klitty's name last week. How could I?

Woohoo. Congratulations Faith!

She is fucking lashed

FFS, who hasn't had a tough week?

Tut .my Dh was rather fond of Ms Lorenzo, too