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X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 17:25

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

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SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 21:01

ANother one out of tune and time. And she's found an old bottle of Amelia Lily's hair potion.

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Kittenkatzen · 20/10/2012 21:01

Extensions innit

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle · 20/10/2012 21:01

Yuk - Gabrielle is on.

LotsofDots · 20/10/2012 21:01

This is poor.

A JCS DVD would be much appreciated. We could watch it virtually together!

GirlYouMakeMeTongueTied · 20/10/2012 21:01

Oh, this is crap, such a shame as I LOVED her last week.

GreenEyesAndHam · 20/10/2012 21:01

I bet Dullisa thinks this songs called You're Three

MummysHappyPills · 20/10/2012 21:01

FFS! She's got a SORE THROAT!

dRaahhcula · 20/10/2012 21:01

Has this one mentioned her daughter yet? No?

MmeLindor · 20/10/2012 21:01

TutTut
Going once to see Jedward could be an accident, but TWICE?

I like Jade.

Katiekitty · 20/10/2012 21:02

This all sounds like it's being played on a tape machine that's slowly running out of battery.

nellyjelly · 20/10/2012 21:02

Hi. Just joining in the slagging off fest!

Jade Ellis currently destroying a song from my mispent youth.

LotsofDots · 20/10/2012 21:02

Is she wearing one of Cheryl's rejected outfits?

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 21:02

She is better than this, ol' Tower Block.

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Lorelilee · 20/10/2012 21:02

Not her best week.

CJCregg · 20/10/2012 21:02

Intrigued Yankee.

I just don't get Jade. Not feeling it.

Jellykat · 20/10/2012 21:02

She can sing it, just lacking bounce.

dRaahhcula · 20/10/2012 21:02

So,club classics = monotonous lyrics. Good-o

lighthousekeeping · 20/10/2012 21:03

Its so boring this week. Just like last week. I would give it up but, theres nowt else on.

MissMogwi · 20/10/2012 21:03

Fuck me. Brian looks like the Count off Sesame Street. Grin

LittleBairn · 20/10/2012 21:03

People really aren't joking when they say Nic is hitting the bottle....

Jellykat · 20/10/2012 21:03

Brians a bit early for Halloween

CJCregg · 20/10/2012 21:03

Amelia Lily Shock

Sue, you have an elephantine memory.

dRaahhcula · 20/10/2012 21:03

Shitsinger is definitely sniffing something under the desk...

Kittenkatzen · 20/10/2012 21:04

She's wasted!

SuePurblybilt · 20/10/2012 21:04

VON step to the left. Count Heem, VON!
TWO steps to the right, Mwa Ha Ha. Count Heem, Von TWO

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