X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

What's the betting James has had a bad week....

Wtf is that coke zero bond advert about? Don't think jumping of a bridge is a good thing to show?!

Another bad week. Oh dear.

REally?

DRAMA WEEK fer sure

Jarvis Cacker

Do we think it's cos his massive body is too much for his teeny pin head?

Thanks everyone. I think I'll keep both those in mind Sue depending on what flavour it is :)

Actually, I'm lying. Last week I was actually missing Kitty. That speaks volumes about this year's contestants.

Congratulations, Faith.

Pippa slogging away there. DH just said that they are pushing Pippa to give Kate some space (assuming you all got that advert and know what I am talking about)

What is the theme please?

green eyes you are making me laugh tonight!

I was really worried about you. Not enough to come and see you or call, but I was dying inside. My people were worried for me, that's how worried I was for you.

He does have a touch of the Maccas, tis the droopy eyes

I always feel like I need to get the carbolic soap out when he is on!

I'm sure the sightof Shitsinger, with her skirt up to her pants, perked James up noend

Oh no SuePurlybilt, don't ya mean Simon or Cheryl?

The theme is, they're all shit

Not surprised he got freaked out with everyone fussing and being all dramatic round him...

Having- it's Club Classics. Tenuous as ever.

Louis

I think a strong contender for a boy has to be chicken Jarmaine yes?

I like his voice but he does need a good wash...

What a coincidence, I'm wearing my leopard print leotard right now.

What is this song?

He has a good voice.

He looks like a very young Macca, after a pub fight. The mug shot.

How does this have lighthearted humour again?