X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

[SuePurblybilt]

Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

You know we thought Shitsinger was pre-op? Could that explain the ball obsession?

I think he is crying because he knows he was a bit crap.

I also think he has been a little exploited this week and his private , rather painful life has been prostituted for tv ratings.

I hate these singing VO5 adverts.

Olivia did you not see how his Royal Barlow Majesty treated his disabled fans who tried to get tickets for his shows yesterday? I think the word you are looking for begins with a C!

Olivia, we've gorn orf Bazza. Twas but a fleeting perve love last season.
Can you get us tickets for Jesus Christ Superstar? We reckon we deserve them for being the only people to watch the whole series.

Olivia- by the time we get there,Barry will be act-less and sulky and on tour

maybe

I liked that Cow and Gate advert 80s Dexy chick

Oooh, YES! Jesus! we'd like to see that.

Not 'The Voice' ,though, that was pants.

I liked it too, Yankee

Same here Miss Mogwai - the singing hair do lass gets right on my tits.

I'd go to The Voice for a go in the twirly chairs.

OMFG I'm A Celebrity. Will it never stop?

lol at Olivia.

We just like bitching about them. Don't think any of us would go and see them. Except Netto - didn't she go to see Jedward?

Might enter for DD though. She'd love it.

At the very least, Sue and I deserve a Jesus Christ Superstar Dvd pm me for address, Olivia

Jeez, have they all had a shit week?

I'd go to The Voice to sniff Tom!

I've just caught up. Jahmene (bless him) was a bit screechy.

Oh Jade gets a sob story too then?

Ooh thanks CJ - one of my previous user names was just like yours twins at heart BFFs

I went to the tour when Jedward were on too MmeLindor. They were very entertaining.

I went the year before too

Yy tickets to JCS (as we fans call it) would be much better. (2 sittings guys, 2 sittings)

Good reading Brian. Have a sticker.

Bless Creepy Brian F spelling out the words. They should have drawn pictures for him,

I want to go olivia!

But...I did go the auditions once and it put me off for a whole year, thus I didn't watch 2011. But now I am back :)

Hiw did her hair get so long?

I went to Xfactor live tour earlier this year, with Little Mix and Marcus Collins. Tbh it was rather good . Great excuse, having a 10 year old.