Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Why are they screeching?

Tim is Glasses Jesus who has inconsiderately found his contacts, yes?

I don't know what to think either. It's all a bit Jon Bon Jovi Jesus to me.

Haha love it
Not been reading this until now but we have the same nicknames for them

Without his glasses he's just Fat Jesus. Like that little break in his voice, though.

Either, Sue. I just want one to fit my crap song pun.

Jesus on wheels would be good. Disability Discrimination Act and all that.

Butlins Jesus will be used to not sleeping a lot.

'Allow the bus factor'? Wasn't that the point of the bus? TO rule out those who can't stick it out?

Niall is Oirish Jesus

The Northern Irish Jesus who looks like Jesus is good

Why does Butlins Jesus wear such drippy clothes? Is that a jeffing waterfall cardi?

What was the actual point of the Majorca jaunt?

So Sir Toady can show off, or to make it a bit more X-factor like.

I'm not sure about Masturbating Jesus, tbh.

Ben looks like someone and looks very musical theatre. He could be Jesus

The Dorothies did go to his house, but I think it was only the final three.

I didn't see the point either.

Dirk = boy band Jesus.

It's all so bloody shouty.

All I'm noticing is his strange camel toe in those tight jeans.

Why is Amanda Holden there???

The Dorothys went to Ireland though, didn't they?

I can't decide if I like Amanda's hair

DD thinks Ben looks like Hugh Jackman (I don't). THat would be quite musical theatre, actually.

That is a good question. A cosmic question.

Good question Vag.

Aren't we getting them pushing the photos around on the table?

That's one of my favourite bits

here we go...

I like the photos bit and fake argument too.
Glad they kept the long-walk-to-bad-news though