Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

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Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Low self esteem Jesus?

How can someone be your wife and not have seen you with your top off??

Aw, he looks like he should be in panto. A big gnome or something.

. did you?

Andrew will be staying (sob story) but no name. Still, he knows the words cos he's done it before in Cleethorpes, may as well make him Jesus.

Really no, Sparklingbrook Low self esteem is definitely not his problem, according to DD.

And wtf did he take his man bag in?

I'm glad he has such faith in this show...

Oh SHUT UP are you testing them on their coach stay-a-bility. You just spent all the ££ on flying out an extra dozen useless Messiahs.

Like this twist a lot

In fairness, you do need to be able to perform knackered to play Jesus. It's a massive role to sing 7 times a week.

portable jesus

Have we had Overly-Personal Jesus yet? That would be a good one.

Jesus on wheels

What was the actual point of the Majorca jaunt?

In what sense Boffles? TMI or lack of personal space awareness?

No point at all that I can see. They didn't even cavort in the surf like Peter Andre.

Is this where they film Dragons' Den?

They didn't even love their kids like Peter Andre at his holiday villa

Gwan Simba Jesus. Rocking the double denim.

Love Simba Jesus.

Simba Jesus is standing very heroically. And wearing denim on denim. Brave.

Lion King Jesus is good

Model Jesus is now Bum Face Jesus in this house

Screaming Jesus!

Fat Thor Jesus looking a bit rougher after the bus.

Jason has NO IDEA what to think, does he? He only makes very non-committal comments then quickly agrees with ALW.