Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Ooh, them jeans don't look comfy.

here we go with the crying....

Does he have a name?

Weepy Jesus?

Blimey- what a drama queen!

I'm crying already.

Probably because Andrew is All Powerful, so it would just be him shuffling them around, which is a bit creepy.

Amanda looks like Michael Jackson in that jacket

Never trust a man who shaves his armpits.

I think she's emotionally over-invested compared to Graham...

Simba Jesus reminds me of John Regis.

He could shuffle them round with those sticks, like a wartime strategy room.
Then lots of shots of him looking pensive with steepled fingers.

Like Mr Burns!

He is very like Mr Burns but more amphibian. If Baron Greenback mated with Mr Burns, ALW would be the issue.

Is the 'Littlewood's Touch' just a wind machine on full power?

Yay, Simba Jesus is in, and Fat Thor weeping like a big viking girl

Either hat, or that Dom fella tickling their goolies.

Ol' Seamus gone again?

Oh Seamus . I'm amazed

either that- but it probably doesn't make much sense to anyone else anyway. I'm a bit tired.

My-or-ca

I like Asian Jesus!

Bieber Jesus in too. And Oirish Jesus.
I'm glad - we didn't have names for the others.

I do too. And lovely teeth Jesus

Asian Jesus has a large range of earrings.

Oh god, Smanda Holden giggling and jumping just gave me the heebiegeebies. Like one of the deranged china dolls that come to life.