Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Serious House Envy

That one is BeiberJesus.

I would shag ALW for that villa

Eh? They haven't done anything yet. Why fly them out just to send 'em home?
won't somebody think of the air miles?

I wouldn't KenDodd. I'd have a meal wiht him though

How come butlins/mackem Jesus says Newcastle on his caption? I thought not from my learning curve last week?

Apparently he has a massive ding dong

What does Jesus wear in the show? You can't have Jesus with Tats can you?

Had me going there, Jason.

Butlins Jesus? Or Lord Toadface?

Sue - you were correct. There is Newcastle blonde Butlins Jesus. The dark haired Mackem Jesus was who I thought you were on about. Sincere apologies!!

Headscarf Jesus?

Yay! Simba Jesus is through.

DH says have they all been told to grow a beard?

I want rock Jesus through!

DH just went all Daily Mail and complained that they have wasted money when they could have ditched them at the airport.

Yay!!

KDDD. Tis so CONFUSING

Arf a them playing with Fat Thor

We are of ONE MIND me and your DH, KenDDD. Such a waste.

Euch at ALW mincing down those steps.

Which one is Fat THor Jesus?

Oh dear, hide behind the cushion time after the break.......

DH is flicking channels now.

Sue suuuuuue, what will I doooo? I am finding this so BORING. Am I just too jaded to live?

Will someone make a list of the Jesiuseseseses please and their official nicknames.

We will have to make a list for the live shows, yes. Fat Thor is the Viking blonde, Nathan.

Boffles - I know. I reckon stick with it. It's bound to improve.

I am too slow after wine on a Saturday to remember nicknames. I agree with KenDodd, we need a definitive list to refer to.