Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

I don't think I can do this tomorrow. I have lost the faith.

Well done. We did it. A whole 90 minutes of WTF telly.

Its his mannerisms.

I'll be here.

It felt like a lifetime

I want to. But Blimey.
Someone else will have to start the thread, or the guilt will make me stay.

It's TOOOOOO long ITV!

Never mind the boys' stamina, what about ours?!

Even Dirks 'Vote for me' thingy is fake.

Effing jeff! :o

I'm not starting it then, Sue. DD and I neeeeeed you to help keep us entertained.

I think Tim looks like Santa before he got old.

This thread is up to 908 messages! What shall we name the new one?

Thanks Glaikit, I can't believe I need a cardi in July. I am going to Matalan

Oh no,,can't keep doing this.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/1519585-Hes-not-the-messiah

Oh god we don't need a recap.

Is this on every bloody night?

Vagaceratops

What's everyone watching now? I may have to watch some more Lee Mead to cleanse myself of this show.

Saved sue from the guilt (are you catholic?)

I'll be here because there nothing else to do round here!

We should call it 'Crucifixion would be less painful'

ALW looks like he wants to puke

What a pile of poo.

Vag we can save that for our grande finale!

Oh, I have missed Thelma's Gypsy Girls now.

Nice Vagaceatops. Let's save that for night 5 when we're wandering in the desert with no pillars of fire or cloud, and no end in sight.