Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

I call Natahn ROck Jesus. Who are you calling ROck Jesus, then?

I reckon ALW is sitting farting away in that chair.

Jeff doesn't have a Jesus name yet. He does LOOK like Jesus very much.

This one looks quite Jesusy.

Cringe

Jeff is the real Jesus.

He does,. But he has a lispy thing and I don't think the son of GOd would have.

ALW thought him pretty though, you can tell.

We call Nathan Goldilocks Jesus here

David is Bieber Jesus, yes?

John is Butlins Jesus (but still Luftwaffe Jesus in my head)

Butlins Jesus could not be Jesus.

Cringe again.

I think it is David, yes, Sue.

Sam's Abercrombie & Fitch Jesus for us.

We have Simba Jesus too.

And this one might be...Forgetting the words Jesus I think!

Poor Lufttwaffe Jesus :(

Yes yes, everyone always wants it so much.
ALW likes him though strapping boy with falling offy clothes

Oh the angst.

Sam looks like someone. Tom Cruise? Brad Pitt? Someone like that.

Ds is not complying with bedtime! I've missed it up to now.

I won't bother with names for these ones, they won't be stopping.

Asian Jesus. QUite pretty.

Goodness. Flirty Jesus this one

He's quite easy on the eye.

Charisma bypass.

You'll be glad to know I profaned about him by mistake on some poor sod's divorce thread.

DD saw that show they had a picture of glasses Jesus with! WHere have his glasses gone?