Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Is this what running a marathon feels like?

I think I've hit the wall...

Ooh Snog Marry Avoid is on

has taken the nasty taste away for me.

Gloriously OTT.