Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Up and down much?

He looks like one of the winners of Americas Next Top Model whos name I cant remember.

Oh no! Poor Niall. It was right on the break in his voice. Shit when that happens.

McKee??

JaseBot is taking himself waaaaaaay too seriously now. Will we kill him?

One dodgy note?

No KenDodd is not me. Appeared a bit later but doesn't post loads thankfully.

Nah, just don't plug him in for a day or two.

Or throw a bucket of water over him and hope he melts shorts.

jaseBot just talks on and on ...

Kiss of Death from ALW. but the Irish vote will keep him in for ages so it's OK

Has anyone gone home yet?

Niall isn't right for Jesus, so he should go and play...Jesus. Nice one ALW (though I get his point that they are very differnet shows).

Jon has very feminine taste in clothes doesnt he - is that a zebra vest??

Jesus, Butlins is starting to look like a cadaver in a Bieber wig. Give the boy a sandwich and hide his drippy clothes.

If you are aiming at jasebot can you try get a ricochet off to Mandy pandy? 2 birds one stone.

TBA Jesus went at the start Ken.

Oh now he looks like Rob Brydon. Man of many faces.

Don't know this song. Oh the throbbing emotion.

This is better.

Asian Jesus went first thing kddd

DH thinks Peter Crouch Butlins Jesus.

Song a bit easy, though - smooth ballad with not a very big range.
Why do we care about mic technique, Mel?

Sad that my fourth Jesus has walked into the light...ah well, he was only my reserve.
Speaking of which, why is Butlins Jesus in the nightly shows? I thought he was 11th man in case someone swallowed a hairclip or something? He may have stolen some of TBC Jesus' precious votes!

Can someone remind me why DF is there, other than to perv on the young men???