Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Karen Pickering Butlins Jesus.

That is NOT the most important thing, Jason. I couldn't give a fecking fig if he enjoys it and I doubt if he will enjoy every song, seven nights a week.

Do NOT go away!

We thought he looked a bit like Edwin van der Sar.

Uurgh those new Andrex puppies are creepy.

Back to snouty history man!

So, anyone up to anything tomorrow?

Bloody hell, when will it eeeeeeeennnnnnd?

Coq-au-vin superstar looks like a common prostitute.

I love that Cat Deeley video! I feel like that most days (teacher).

I recognise this one? Where from?

I am going to buy a cardigan Glaikit.

Is he wearing braces?

That scouse wan from XF did it.

He looks cross.

WTF are these songs? Don't know most of them. Am I now an old gimmer?

See he'd be doing great chest-thumping if it weren't for dat flaming mic.

I like him in braces. Back to friendly vet in sitcom look.

Another one with a crack in his voice tonight. THey need better stamina.

I'm knitting. Could rustle you one up sparkling.

His beard growing attempt is...not the best I have to say.

cardibach I don't know how I would stop myself saying that if I was a teacher.

I like David but I dont know if he is Jesus.

He does remind me of Will Young.

Is he like Ben, from the josephs?

He does, he looks like Will Young moulded out of Play Doh