Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

is going to be a very hard act to follow and I'm not sure any of them really match up to Steve Belsamo .....

Jesus Jesus in da Haaaaaas

The problem is that ITV seem to try and make it trendy by using current songs, which dont work with the style.

Anyway we are doing well, only another half an hour....

Jeff really looks a lot like Jesus.

Maybe I'll have tomorrow!

Ruining one of my favourite songs :(

WHY the hand-helds? WHYYYYYYYY?

That dancer is awful

The crazy dancers - they never had those on the BBC did they?

Nice version. Nice leather trousers. QUite enjoying this.

I have never heard this song. He's a bit Russell Brand Jesus.

I think might be a great help. I very rarely drink, but this is edging me towards it .

In fact they should let Russell Brand do it, he would be great.

I've had . It isn't really helping.

He was OK. Had he had his hands free, he'd have been clutching the air and chest-thumping well, I feel. Which is good.

Shurrup Jase, you knobber.

I've had wine and it hasn't got any better

I am now of the opinion that I hate Jason Donovan.

I'm here! Finally! Have I missed anything?

If Brand did it I would sell my tickets. COuldn't put up with him even to see Minchin.

I think ALW has had some

I hate the way ITV can turn a seemingly good format into chavtastic shite with crap ads.......it should be good family entertainment but it's just dull.

Bloody hell Amanda, is someone yelling in your ear much!

Alw breaded baby??

You lucky bastard, KDDD, you've almost missed EVERYTHING.

I saw another KenDodd today, is that you?

Ken, it's been a difficult watch.

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