Gather ye for Jesus Weekend Part the Second. ITV1 tonight and Sunday....

[SuePurblybilt]

Will Fat Thor Jesus pack enough Frizz Ease to get through in Minorca?
Will Zoolander Jesus follow his reflection into the sea and drown?
Will Gobby G4 Jesus swim out from the mainland in desperation?

Breaded baby?

Dh has just flicked to the history programme with the long haired Scottish coast guy.

He'd make a good Jesus!

They are advertising Dirty Dancing at the Bham Hippodrome. Perhaps that would be better.

Bearded? Bloody iPad. I speak eeenglish not ipadian!

THat Barnardos ad is good.

Bearded I think Sparkling

Scottish Coast Man looks too evil to be Jesus.

Bloody AH in the adverts too.

Lenny's on doing his Premier Inn adverts. Bet he is laughing that it isnt him doing this shite!

Oooh I saw DD in Aberdeen a couple of months ago. Tis very good. Great night out with the girls. i carried a watermelon

Oirish Jesus sans Lee Mead curls

Joe McElderly Jesus coming up.

I like Oirish Jesus. But I don't see him on the cross.

I love an Irish. It my inner Celt!

Did anyone see the Peter Kay spoof when Geraldine won? AH is reminding me of Cat Deeley in that. I wonder if she will tell the audience to 'Shut the fuck up!'

I stopped listening to Jason's opinion after his lacklustre performance as Caractacus Potts spoiled our Chitty experience 10yrs ago. He looked like he couldn't wait to be off stage. Maybe they were his cocaine days?

This song's not doing him any favours.

Lovely baby-poo trousers.

Oocha!

Bit off there

I actually put my hands over my ears then.

Dawn's enjoying this a little too much perhaps.

Yowch. Voice gone then.

This is not going well. Some quite nasty sounds. Shame as I've liked him up to now.

Ooh newborn nappy poo coloured trousers.