I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

[SuePurblybilt]

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

She is Dorothy now, the Welsh Girl. Look you

The one what won is in something else.

I thought the dogs in the Dorothy one were the best bit.

Could have done without Jodie Prender(sp)though,- I was rooting for her as Nancy, ever since then she's got right on my nerves

I watch so much rubbish

Les mis is wot dot is doing now.

Welsh one with red hair?

Yes, Danielle Hope is in Les Mis.

Yes - Sophie.

I liked the girl who came second/third - did she go in to Wicked or something? Very professional but I don't think had enough of a sob story to get votes.

Les Mis = Extreme Tedium.

And GOD YES, Jodie gets on my tits. She's turned into that spoof cruise ship singer, the one who went on about her boyfriend all the time. I've not heard Jodie say three sentences together without a reference to 'my man'

I havent made it to the end yet but love fat thor jesus and simba jesus .......handsome much!!

Fat Thor Jesus made me snort. He will be forever known as same

Properly making me laugh. He so is.

Sue third in the Nancy series? That was Rachel Tucker. She plays Elphaba in Wicked, she was absolutely fantastic when I saw it. Lee Mead was in it too when I went, which I didn't actually know. That was a very nice surprise!

Third from the Dorothy lot (Lauren) was at the Manchester Opera House recently, in a musical about vampires or something

Did they say it would be on every night, or did I misunderstand? There's no way they can learn new songs that fast and do all the acting classes and stuff.

Lauren, that was it

Every night? I'm not sure I can keep that up

I lurve fat Thor Jesus. If DH's hair grew down instead of outwards (it doesn't get long, it gets bushy and, well, you know, the Seth Rogan look) he'd look like Thor Jesus (who is called Nathan, by the way).

Shame I'm old enough to be his mum. Legally.

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Praise Be!