I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

[SuePurblybilt]

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

Is he not? I've got him confused with someone else then. He has some kind of strong accent (not German!) though? Or have I run mad?

Caught up with you now. Elijah wood lookalike is annoying. Sam is it?

Very glad big head got dumped, serve him right!

I like niall and butlins.

He's from Sunderland which makes him a Mackem. We get upset if we were called Geordies
That was better than last night. Stage shows are always the best on these though.

Is he not a mackem? It like calling a Glaswegian dundonian!!

Xposts ken!!

Oh
Well, not cut-glass Berlin, was my point .

I like him and Oirish Jesus and Simba Jesus best so far. And I kind of wished they'd kept in G4 Jesus, for the lulz.

See, never say trash TV isn't educational!
I like glasses Jesus, Butlins Jesus and Oirish Jesus. Not keen on model Jesus.

I like Rock Jesus best, although Simba Jesus is very good, but I cant see him on a cross - he would have kicked some ass and turned into Ninja jesus!

I also like Irish Jesus, but he sounds Irish when he sings so might be a problem.

No one in their right mind will want to work with Jonothan again - given that he's prepared to renege on contracts - what an unprofessional dickhead.

I like Irish Jesus, Glasses Jesus, Simba Jesus, - Butlins was quite good too. Where is Seamus, - have we seen anything of him, or has he got a 'shoooow of his owwwwn' instead?

Vagaceratops Why is it a problem if Irish Jesus sounds Irish when he sings ??? Sounding English doesn't make for a more authentic jesus surely ?

Its just because I know how weird ALW was about diction in all the other series. He got really mardy about it.

Pleased that glasses Jesus is getting some likes from you all as it allows me to continue banging on about DD knowing him! Looking forward to next week.

Ooh, ooh, News just in. Mel C has split up with her boyfriend of 10 years. Is she going to do a DVO and bag herself a Jesus?

I love glasses jesus - he just looks funny and nice

oohh-Sparkling- you could be onto something

hmmph. I still haven't seen last nights.

People round here seem to think that because I have hogged the tv for the past 2 weeks, watching tennis, that they have rights and stuff.

She said she loved one of them last night Raahh. Can't remember which one.

Well Vagaceratops are you saying if you sing in an Irish accent then it follows that your diction is poor ????

She loved Zoolander Jesus, the model. Weirdly.

OOh well that's it then Sue.

Sparkling- she's a daft cow, then.

Tsk, adultery is NOT WHAT JESUS WOULD DO .

It is not

Do you think Dawn will choose one too? She deserves a nice man, after Creepy Lenny

I know zoolander Jesus! Well sort of, friend of a friend knows him! He's a bit of a twat though!

Blimey, TWO Jesususususus are personally known to Mners . That is excellent.

I am not saying that at all, but with Dorothy there was a Welsh girl who he complained about because he could hear her accent in her voice.

I am not choosing them, its ALW and what he wants!