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I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

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SuePurblybilt · 02/07/2012 09:49

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

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MikeLitoris · 07/07/2012 20:14

awkward!

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 20:15

No Love, he is now a grumpy pudding of a man and COULD NOT BE MY JESUS.

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Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2012 20:15

I wish Dawn was there instead of Dale Winton.

LeB0F · 07/07/2012 20:15
MikeLitoris · 07/07/2012 20:16

are they going to dump sporty for Dawn then or are they all going to be judging?

Shakey1500 · 07/07/2012 20:17

I'm betting it's dark curly haired rock tenor Jesus that's not through.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 20:18

No, I think the boot faced 'leader' of the Rock Tenors will be out.

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LeB0F · 07/07/2012 20:18

Yes Shakey, ALW has a different role in mind for him Wink

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 20:19

Nathan, the weeping Viking Grin

Because he's worf it.

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LeB0F · 07/07/2012 20:20

Mel C is looking a bit Madonna-ish, but not quite. So Mary Magdalen is good, then.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 20:21

Oooo, I like man singing Crying (Cryin'?).

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KenDoddsDadsDog · 07/07/2012 20:21

MIL thinks ALW is gay. FIL agrees. I almost said he has a big cock to shut them up.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 20:21

And this is Star Trek Jumper Jesus. Excellent.

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Shakey1500 · 07/07/2012 20:23

David gave me goosebumps!

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 20:23

That is because he set his phaser to 'stun' Shakey

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Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2012 20:24

Ooooh Jesus Island.

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 20:24

Oooo, tomorrow. Yay.

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Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2012 20:24

See you all back here tomorrow then?

Shakey1500 · 07/07/2012 20:24

I don't like JD.

KenDoddsDadsDog · 07/07/2012 20:25

Was annoying Seamus on?

LeB0F · 07/07/2012 20:26

Why do they do that annoying hand sign? It always makes me think of this...

Bossybritches22 · 07/07/2012 20:26

Back tomorrow? You bet!

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SuePurblybilt · 07/07/2012 20:27

Arf at Jeannie Simmons.
Back tomorrow hang work

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Sparklingbrook · 07/07/2012 20:28

What's everyone watching now? Anything on? Vernon Kay is about to appear.

jimswifein1964 · 07/07/2012 20:29

Ooo, I'm not sure... not the annoying one atthe start; the builder or whatever he was. I quite like the dark haired one from the rock opera bods.