I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

[SuePurblybilt]

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

OOo and I like glasses Jesus.

Can't decide if I liked it or not. I think I might prefer the 'Superstar Island' and the live shows, auditions are a bit boring imo.

I love the way they were nervous about performing in front of Mel C and the most boring man on the planet Jason Donovan. I'd have thought the actual West End casting director would be the one to worry about!

Btw Raahhther you must live somewhere near me.

Have you SEEN how much the tickets are?! It would cost us over £200 for one show. A week in Cornwall for 3 of us only cost £280!

It's not as camp good as the BBC ones but there's time yet. They all seem very weepy too - remember the Josephs? Never a dry eye between 'em.

8pm tonight. Do we think Superstar Island is like that Agatha Christie novel and ALW will pick 'em off, one by one, according to their past transgressions?

'A little flat in the call backs so I will flatten you with a falling statue, mwahahahhahahaa'

8pm, everyone ready?

Yes! But my Chinese is not here yet , it had better not interrupt the wailing.

Jesus bootcamp

jimswife I know the glasses Jesus - well, DD and her dad do, and I've met him. She's seen him play Jesus in an amateur production already and said he was awesome.

Amanda bloody Holden

What happened to Johnathan?

Jonathon has shat all over his other part then?

Oh here is is. Still has the Rod Stewart half hair.

The Last Supper.

Gosh, the Last Supper. That's not in poor taste at all

Does 'released from his contract' mean 'was sacked'?

Oh no White Van Man Jesus is pished.

Cardibach, glasses Jesus seems lovely

White Van Man Jesus not holding his wine too well then

Niall is pretty, did we see him before?

There he is: Tim! I've never known anyone on a reality show in RL before! Excited.

Amanda Holden's voice is grating my carrot.

Simba Jesus is beautiful

Gareth Gates Jesus is not, Gawd help him.

I'm sulking because I can't watch this live...

Oooh is Dawn on her way?

Dawn or ALW.

Or John Barrowman and fifty buff men, spilling out of the car like circus clowns.

Or Jesus himself?