I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

[SuePurblybilt]

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

Oooo yes, the second coming. I do hope they use my cave idea.

How many 'surprise' appearances do you reckon they can do this series?
I hope it turns out as good as the Bbc ones and not like the grease flop itv cheap and tacky etc But yes to cheese!

Quite like Simba Jesus but we'll see

White Van Jesus looks like he's been left in the cave a leeetle too long. Slightly decomposed.

I like Nathan.

Barak Obama is teaching dance!

'the likes of Simon Cowell'

Oh good, G4 Jesus telling the acting teacher what to do.

Oh bloody hell Jonathan stop arguing with her. Darius is coming to mind.

Don't argue back! I really don't like him.

Jonathan , prize idiot.
Love Niall's teeth.

Darius
I like that Niall sings with an accent. Oirish Jesus.

I still think Lee Mead should do it.

Well that's a horrible noise.

God no, Lee Mead is super annoying.

Ken. He doesn't have to speak, just sing and be half dressed.

Ahh, now I get what the Sir Toady thread is in Active Convos. Jeez, sometimes life really does pass me by.

I'm watching. By accident. Love the American woman.

Lee mead has nice hair
I love him a bit.
Jonathan is v annoying and I don't think he'll get v far

ALW likes the hair, see. Like Paul wotisface, was in that vet sitcom. He was in loads of ALW stuff. What was his name? Like a blonde Lee Mead.

Who does ALW think he is? All performers interpret composers writing. It doesn;t always have to be a carbon copy - that would be boring.

Sue do you mean Paul Nicholas or is it Nichols?

Well they all look delighted to see him

I like the one singing now with dark wavy hair.

It's all a bit angry. Like singing through gritted teeth.

I like that one too luna, the tall one

Is Jason Donavan that good.
I heard bad reviews about him in the Sound of music as captain Von Trapp.

That's the end of White Van Jebus.