I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

[SuePurblybilt]

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

Cringe.

Beatbox Jesus. WTF?

where's the island?

OMFG Jasebot, I thought it was brilliant?
What a lick arse. He's going to be like him from the Voice, a sheep.

I like a bit of modern reinterpretation. Not sure beat boxing worked, but I don't think it should be the thing that wipes them out.

Ahem. I didn't think it was brilliant, I should have said I thought YOU said it was brilliant.

I think Sir Gareth of Malone should be drafted in to sort them out.

I love jason

No goodbye song?

The hair seems to be helping, the fuzzier Jesuseseses are staying.

Yay! TIm through. I still know one of them.

Johnathan had better be on that boat.

Hahahahahahahaha

Would like to see it but it is very expensive.

Jonathan has blown his career now

Jonathon has NO job then. Panto not looking too shabby now?

Do you think they binned him just cos he was gobby? I spose Jesus was humble.

Onoes, they are making them all sing 'orrible wailing songs like Jar O'Farts.
What's wrong with musicals? Hmm?

I am here but being forced to make small talk with DH

You may empty your condolences into the bucket over here ---->

Woe.

I always think that, Sue. Musical theatre is a completely different style and discipline from pop/rock (even in a rock musical like Superstar). They need to sing musical theatre well, so why make them do other stuff?

And Bruno fecking Fur Yur Mars.

We're not on the Beeb now, Toto.

Blimey, it's like Take That, The Rejects.

Tim could be in trouble here - ALW has no sense of humour I can see, so it seems unlikely he will get their video.

I agree, he has no sense of humour to speak of, or so it seems. Plus I don't think they're all that funny.

Butlins Jesus, I love him. He looks like a Luftwaffe pilot and then comes out all Geordie. Ace.

Butlins Jesus would not thank you for saying Geordie

He is very pretty, Sue.