ooh la la je swizz un surfer!

[serialtester]

OPEN!

Any mention of knitting or adult colouring will not be allowed!

Ha Dusty you always make me laugh. Your video was so funny. That's me, spouting random french words and thinking I sound all continental.

They'd be record numbers volunteering for vote counting if complimentary drugs were provided.

Enjoy your quiet night in Dusty. Dh and I always bond over it which is good and bad in equal measure.

Have fallen off the surfboard and had 4 lines. Fuck me it was good - am trying to hide the fact I'm coked to shit from DH.

Lager will help won't it?!

Had forgotten how bloody good it is. Sorry chaps. Am Columbian tonight!

Oh goodness Serial you must be buzzing your tits off after all this time. We'll put this down to a one off. You don't want to get stuck on the old weekend coke merry go round like me!

And yes, lager lager mega white thing is a good combo. (allegedly )

I am as high as a kite!!

An reining in the urge to chat utter shit to DH. God bless Facebook!

Lordy Serial don't apologise, you have been surfing for months, everyone's allowed a slip up once on a while! Yes lots of lager may help unless you have high dose Vit C knocking around anywhere?! Enjoy x

I ramble on about utter shit when I'm sober Serial so you can imagine what I'm like.
I'm sure your dh just thinks you're in a good mood, don't overthink it!
Well done stopping at 4 anyway. x

What does high dose Vit C do Hooch? I'm just asking for a friend.

Have got vitamin c - but more importantly vitamin beer! Wish I'd got some whisky!

Stopped at 4 lines because I had to leave my friends house and go home. Was only meant to be collecting an oven dish

I shouldn't laugh but Vitamin beer?

Was,tempted to stay fuck it and stay all night. They were 4 fat lines though. Heavenly!

It's part of the vitamin b group lost!

Probably shouldn't be posting here while high. Sorry folks!

Hmm collecting an oven dish. That old chestnut.
At least you're home at a reasonable hour and didn't go silly.

It's ok. My own brain is more triggering than anything you lot get up to.

I'm just glad we all understand how flipping hard surfing is. You lot have saved me from sobbing under my duvet on many a comedown morning.

Serial the thread has only got a few pages left so perhaps you can think of a new witty title to occupy your 100mph brain?

Am also laughing at the 'went to collect an oven dish' scenario, how unexpected! Vit C is meant to bring you down, as in don't drink orange juice when you're high, not sure how medically proven it is. Anyway sounds like you're having fun so I'd stay as you are. I know it's naughty but I'm loving Serial high, please think up a good new title for next thread!

Thanks Hooch I won't be touching Vit C with a barge pole then

I've got a brilliant title!!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/substance_addiction_/2951664-I-only-went-to-collect-an-oven-dish?watched=1

NEW THREAD!!!!!

We got deleted on the new thread?? Why??