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[serialtester]

OPEN!

Any mention of knitting or adult colouring will not be allowed!

That's exactly what I look like riding in my pool on a 'fat' day

Not sure if this is allowed but I've had zero answers so I'm being resourceful

Also, my body confident bubble was officially burst by those pics

I would have thought so, Cleaning although I'm not an airport expert.
Maybe make sure you have proof of your flight and booking number?

I can see your point. Your Italian stallion can hardly get to the airport at the same time as dh.. he he

(p.s you officially started the most boring thread ever )

Oh shit I do sound like I'm smuggling a bloke don't I

And no, I once read a thread about a door stop. That's a clear dullness winner in my eyes!

I think doorstops could be quite contentious!

Big family dinner here, cooked by moi - could really do with a line to survive this. Wine is not dulling my urge to kill people.

Ooh good luck Serial! God, buzzing off your nut at a big family dinner would be interesting Don't go all Serial killer on us.. aha ha..

Keep on with the wine. No dealer will understand a bloody word of your French so you'll be fine.
Hope it goes well

At my parents' for the night as I'm working nearby. Dullsville Central so an early sober night for once.
Got a big Sunday lunch planned with 3 of Mr Ds pub friends. I know what's going to happen...

Cleaning- what made you read the thread? Are you a secret doorstop fetishist?

"Are doorsteps frightfully common? Please discuss"
Enjoy your quiet night with your parents, Dusty. Will be lovely for you to have a day off on Sunday (from work and the surfboard by the sounds of it!)

I'm meeting up with my lovely but sensible sisters, bils and kids tomorrow so determined not to be ruined for that. I'm desperately trying to convince myself I don't need anything tonight and trying to ignore my coke brain.
Watching a gripping crime drama with dh at mo..

Sunday Hope you're ok after your topple overboard yesterday x

Whoops, I meant doorstops silly me, everyone has door steps.

Excuse my French but FML about stopping off a friends to avoid falling overboard. That would have been the easy option. Copious amounts of alcohol have been drunk but I have drunk myself sober. Friend had to be put to bed as almost comatose and DS somehow found the vodka and pucked all over the floor Washing machine is on at 2am and I have accidentally smashed a lamp Not sure where I will sleep but will be sliding off early doors. There is also someone snoring very loudly. FML again!!

At least you didn't fall overboard though Hooch Poor ds - I hope he's okay today? You sure ended your holiday with a bang

Yes there is that and won't be tempted for rest of weekend as feel so ill DS seems fine thankfully, deary me

At least DS only found the vodka!

Morning surfers! Survived the night!

Morning all
Oh Hooch it sounds like one of those nights that goes all pear shaped. Poor you.

I think it's a rite of passage for teens to nick some booze from their parents. In my youth, my cousin and I nicked some at a wedding and I was sick at the reception.

Hope you feel better soon

Well done Serial cooking for and hosting a big family meal is hard work! (or maybe that's just my family? )

Mr Zig had a surprise night (and tomorrow!) off!! So I am a bit sploshed But happy about that (is that wrong?)
Hope you are all surfing the rocky waves!

That's lovely Zig, of course you should be happy. Have a great night with Mr Zig x

I've spent all day recovering from the stress lost!

Zig, enjoy your evening!

Hi All, had a very low day.

Dreading going home tomorrow. I feel an impending sense of doom about seeing my mother over Easter. I may need to drink to the point of vomming myself. Sorry Hooch, don't mean to take the piss.

In all seriousness though, seeing my mother does usually end up with a phone call.

Take the piss all you like Cleaning, it's well deserved! Sorry you're feeling down today, coming back to reality after a holiday isn't great but sounds like you've had a fab time. Maybe drink your way through the mother visit but try not to vom!

Hey all, so it's my Dh's birthday today, he isn't here, he is at the golf club where he has been for the last 3 days. I found a bit of stash left so have indulged. There isn't much thankfully but I am so utterly fucked off, bored and lonely.
Sorry, I am being very self pitying. I really think I want a divorce. We do absolutely nothing together other than getting wasted occasionally and even then we rarely talk. We sleep in separate rooms and have no sex life at all I know his club membership renewal is coming up which will be in excess of 3.5k but we can't afford a family holiday - again.
If I leave me and Dd will probably have to go and live at my mums, we don't own our house and have no savings and I work part time.
I just don't think I can carry on like this
Just needed a bit of a rant

Gah, sorry for harshing the vibe on this thread!

What do you think this is, Relationships?! Seriously it's ok to rant. Do you mean you and dh don't own a home or that he does but you don't? Would he agree to divorce? Could you afford it? Sadly there's no legal aid any more for divorce ( I had the last of it)

Oh Sunday ((hug)) for you. That sounds so hard. I think public holidays sometimes bring it home even more if there are cracks in your relationship if you see what I mean.
You deserve to be happy Vent all you want, sometimes you've just got to have a moan.

Cleaning chin up You can do this! Perhaps you can cut your visit over Easter short? I can cope with some family members if it's in small doses!

I'm being quite good, just a bit pissed so sorry if I'm rambling on.. Love you lot, you're all great x