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Any mention of knitting or adult colouring will not be allowed!

The psychological grip cocaine gets on you is like nothing else. It's so hard to walk away from. I find it an almost constant battle. Massive well done from me.
Keep strong Snowball x

Hello again snowball!

Hi Snowball, wow, it sounds like you've been through a lot. Hope being back on here can help.

I hope we can help, snowball, and that our frequent cravings aren't a trigger. I read about a study that proved watching other people take drugs(even on a video) is a massive trigger, seems obvious really

I was going to ask Nigella to make the cake for our tea

I think Nigella would be the perfect choice dusty!

Nigella wouldn't be too shocked by our chequered past. Let's invite her.

Good point Dusty I hope our thread isn't triggering. Watching people take drugs in RL at a party or something is game over for me , I can't not join in. Let's not put any videos of ourselves partying on here...

All good here, even having an alcohol free evening so far!

I've not managed the 3 alcohol free days. Am on hols so no fucking chance! Still surfing though!

Not drinking on your holiday would be obscure Serial. Hope you're having a great time.

Very obscure... how's everyone doing - in the danger zone? I'm surfing tonight but I don't know if MrD has any for tomorrow.

Well done Dusty

I've had a really long day, had a couple of drinks in our local and now feeling done in. Could really do with a pick me up but I'm surfing through it. Really don't want to write off the weekend again.. Cravings are always bad on a Friday.

Hope everyone's having a bon soir

Exercise seems to be working as an abstinence method as I'm too knackered to move.

I was out last night. Was tres French! I'd quite like to go back to bed!

Hope you feel better soon Serial Nice cold fizzy drinks and something with melted cheese on is the way forward. I will be disappointed if you're not holidaying in France. You're practically a local

I've only just got up but have a clear head today so being normal Norma today.

Have a great Saturday surfers x

What a great name for the baby names thread "I really like the name Norma, but what if my baby isn't normal?"
I often think of slightly trollish threads but never dare to post them

The baby names threads are pure gold! Am trying hair of the dog therapy. Think I'll be in bed by 8 tonight.

Thoughts please on the name Normal Norma for a girl.. He he I dare you Dusty.

Good luck with your HOD therapy Serial a couple of drinks will see you off to bed x

Just fell asleep in the garden and have woken up burnt I seem to be on a sleepathon today. So much for being normal! Maybe all those years of all night partying have caught up with me.

I had 2 hour nap this afternoon lost!

Good Lord, we'll both be sporting granny slippers and a tartan blanket for our afternoon nap soon.

That actually sounds really appealing lost!

Maybe we need one of those giant slippers that you put both feet in and we can start watching Midsomer Murders and drinking sherry.

I keep plopping of the board as my shoe isn't empty yet. Feel ashamed grumpy exhausted and sad.

Glad you are all doing well tho you give me hope.

I'm going for three days no booze Monday to Wednesday next week tho.

Ah big hug for you Ponz. None of us are strangers to feeling like that. It's horrible. Please don't beat yourself up. All we can do is keep climbing back on board and carrying on.

How big is this shoe exactly?

I've just eaten a six pack of flapjacks.

I'm imagining ponz with size 13 feet!!!