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[serialtester]

OPEN!

Any mention of knitting or adult colouring will not be allowed!

Dress code: wetsuit, armbands and snorkel.

Optional extras: Blow-up flamingos, inflatable glow sticks , Easter egg skills and flags

Thanks Serial - the Surfers very own French technical genius

My Easter egg triumph did not constitute adult colouring in, did it??!! Oh good lord....

Oh dear I quite liked the x rated colouring idea

Day 15 💪
Still no cigs 👼

Well done cleaning!
You feeling better about the fags now?

I think this fetching nose clip is a practical addition to the dress code

and her facial expression matches mine when I'm telling myself not to have any

Yeah I'm feeling really good today, have exercised loads this holiday and my chest feels so much clearer. It's incredible really- I considered myself a light smoker but the true impact was much greater than I thought.

Plus, I'm looking hot if I do say so myself 😂 I'm toned with better skin and hair. Might ditch Mr Cleaning for an Italian Stallion

Well done Serial, I had a feeling this thread title was going to be in French! Tu es une nutter.

Here's the intro for anyone thinking WTF?...

Welcome to our support thread for anyone struggling to kick cocaine. Whether you're going cold turkey, trying to cut down or someone whose life is affected, don't be shy! Come and join us and we'll surf the urges together

We offer non judgemental support, a shoulder to cry on, tips, absurd chat and encouragement
Hopefully we can surf the urges together....All Welcome!

I feel that my nose clip is a good visual aid to that intro

Well done lost!

I can't stop laughing at that pic of the swimmer with nose clip That's perfect, Cleaning.
Glad you're feeling so positive. Will you bring a buff Italian waiter called Mario home with you?

1 week clean here. I'm aiming for a month clean and feeling quite determined not to fall off my surfboard.

Have a good Good Friday all x

Next one will be called: Nose clips essential!

I know that we've had our slip ups on these threads but the overall positive vibe is fantastic.

Well done surfers!

I know that we've had our slip ups on these threads but the overall positive vibe is fantastic.

Yy to this 🏆

It's so interesting depressing to read the attitude towards drugs on other boards. I personally think we rock.

Only a couple of days left out here, need to work fast if I'm going to choose a guy to leave the country with me 😂

I too was quite taken with the X rated adult colouring in book with graphic images. I still think it's marketable as a cocaine distraction method. We could include a free sample of various flesh toned felt tips with issue 1.
I'm just waiting for investors to come forward.

I'm gonna check out the weed thread as a bank holiday treat.

Colour in karma sutra?

Have a look at the teddy bear pencil case and colouring in suggestions on the last page Serial I shouldn't laugh but choose life, choose felt tips and furry bear pencil cases..

I'm getting us one of these for our road trip to the holiday home...

And one of these

Pickle, how did you get that picture of me in my bikini?!

Lost, I know what I'd be keeping in my furry teddy bear pencil case. It wouldn't be pencils!!

Actually it's my own holiday photos, we must be twins separated at birth!
😂

Perfect Pickle. You can blow them up though, I think my lungs would collapse
I still remember blowing up an inflatable goal post for my sons in the garden and then feeling completely fucked and having to lie down on the grass. I actually thought I might have to phone an ambulance.

I have one of those plug in things to inflate stuff! I'll bring it along

Is furry teddy bear pencil case a euphemism?

If it isn't it should be! If I were a dealer I'd keep me stash in it!