Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

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Lost, say something wise!

Lost thank you for the shout out! I continue to silently, surf along side you all. You are all doing amaze! I am feeling extremely well supported by CA. It's very full on,but I am ready. 😍

Aw thanks Flat it's a bumpy ride but we'll get there!
So glad you're alright and you've found some support from CA.
Keep surfing dude x

Jäger bombs Lost?? How old are you?!
Well Mr Dusty and I had planned a "quiet night in" with kids out, and it just got a bit livelier. Saving the steak for tomorrow, who needs food...

I am a teenager stuck in a forty year old's body, Dusty

Sounds like you're getting a bit er dusty there. It's difficult when you both want to get a bit, I get that. I've honestly never tried a drug that can get such a hold on you like cocaine.
I'll look after your board! Take care and check back tomorrow D

Aw thanks! I promise not to go out of my depth Lost

I was thinking about you too Flat - I'm glad CA is helping especially as you were a little dubious at first.
Lost and Serial how was The Hoff? After saving you, did you go for a cruise in Kit (am
I showing my age??!)
I'm having a quieter night tonight! Mr Zig and I doing last minute getting-ready-for-the-move clearing out before he goes away
Have fun Dusty - hoping you feel okay in the morning.
Safe and happy surfing lovelies x
Ps. Jager bombs Lost?! I bow to your shot tolerance with no 'straightener' to help you out!

Got some in the house, clinging on to my surfboard right now. Tell me how utterly shit I will feel tomorrow if I give in please

Poor you Zig doing house move chores on a Saturday evening. An early night for you Mr and Mrs Z.
I loved a bit of Knightrider! Michael Knight fighting for justice.. da de dah, da de dah...

I thought the red bull in the JBs was giving me the energy kick but I was fucked. I flooded the bathroom floor when I got in.

Ooh dear Sunday shit that is going to be hard to resist!
All I can think is to get yourself already for bed and really firmly tucked in with a film or something? Wearing armbands.

Throwing you a luminous rubber ring!

Thanks Lost, certainly a bumpy ride tonight. I think I will go to bed in a bit. God I can literally taste it!

Look do you want me to come and confiscate it? I can ask The Hoff for a lift.
You win the Big Balls of Steel award if you can swerve this!

Dh has just told me he has done some, I'm not going to do it. I am not.

I'm having a fag then bed. I can do this I know I can

I'm polishing the Balls award..and cheering you on. This is like a Saturday night tv show: a test of grit and determination in the ultimate endurance challenge.

Thrown my glass of wine down the sink and in bed. Dh can get on with it alone. I refuse to ruin another weekend hating myself

Thanks Lost. X

The wine was a rather delightful Chablis too!

Woooooo! Well done Sunday! Stay up there in the drug free smug tree and you will be so pleased tomorrow. You defo what n the balls of steel award tonight

I'm firing a couple of party poppers and shedding a small tear over the glass of Chablis Come on Sunday you can surf this.

*win not what n! Ffs

Hi, Christ the weekends are boring sober. Feels like a waste of a weekend when you haven't been wasted 😂 been pyjameratung for hours with dh snoring beside me. Time for sleep, good luck surfers!

Hi surfers I am here just lurking for a bit, this week had taken its toll on my anxiety, wishing you all lovely flamingo armband related thoughts x

Ps also seen a bbc3 David Attenborough link that looks hilarious and sounds like us c

It's Sunday, it's sunny, good morning

New surfboards and matching armbands for anyone over board

Hang in there Pickle we all love you. Any more trouble from crazy woman and us surfers will come and sort er ahhht.