Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

[serialtester]

Open.

Lost, say something wise!

[ZiggertyZaggerty]

Wrong thread fail

[ZiggertyZaggerty]

Optional extras: Blow-up flamingos, inflatable glow sticks , Easter egg skills and flags

[serialtester]

New Fred:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/substance_addiction_/2903146-ooh-la-la-je-swizz-un-surfer?watched=1

[ZiggertyZaggerty]

for you this morning Sunday - you've got lots of time to recover, better it was last night rather than Monday!
I'm impressed only one of us fell overboard, as it was a massive dannnngerr zoonnnne this weekend. This surfboard support must be working
Hope it truly is a Good Friday for all x

[sundaymorningbringsthedawnin]

Splosh! Ah well I have nothing planned for tomorrow and three days to recover. Just read the weed thread, so much pearl clutching!!!

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

You'll thank yourself in the morning Hooch

[HoochiMama]

I'm not as rock and roll as Mr Zig I'm sure! Struggling here too, last night of min break and wishing I was coming straight home to plan A rather than stopping off to see friend. How nice I am!

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

God Lord, Cleaning a sawn off shot gun is a bit of a buzz kill.

[ZiggertyZaggerty]

Even when I know I've got nothing on me I get nervous and act over-innocent going through customs the most I've ever 'smuggled' though was an extra 200 silk cut from Tenerife 20 years ago - I still feel like a rebel for that! Not as rock and roll as you Hooch!

[CleaningLikeAMotherFucker]

Hmmmm my dh once bought some on holiday in Mexico... from a dealer with a sawn-off shotgun

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Do you want to say that again, Hooch? Lucky the sniffer dog had a day off.
Don't remind me about licking bags clean. Cravings are awful today. I'm going to fry my brain in a hot bath as a distraction method. It's all go here.

[HoochiMama]

So good I posted it twice

[HoochiMama]

I agree, all very strange. A bit like those 'Cereal' cafes you get. Why would go out to eat Weetabix? Talking of Banged up Abroad, I once went through customs with an empty wrap in my bag, it wasn't found but I was horrified! .Still went to the toilets and licks it clean afterwards though

[HoochiMama]

I agree, all very strange. A bit like those 'Cereal' cafes you get. Why would go out to eat Weetabix? Talking of Banged up Abroad, I once went through customs with an empty wrap in my bag, it wasn't found but I was horrified! .Still went to the toilets and licks it clean afterwards though

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

We'll incorporate some cottaging scenes for Flat Dragon's Den here we come.

[CleaningLikeAMotherFucker]

Yy re Adult Colouring

Could we design one about hot naked men as an obscure cocaine distraction method? Surely there's a Gap in the market for that??

[ZiggertyZaggerty]

It might make them a bit more interesting Lost!

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

I always think "Adult" Colouring book sounds a bit like some graphic x rated images to colour in. The mind boggles.

[HoochiMama]

Just had a quick skim through the smoking weed thread, My personal favourite is BastardBernie who said yes, yes you should . Slides off to buy an adult colouring book

[CleaningLikeAMotherFucker]

Don't waste a sad face on a judgmental cunt Lost

Weirdly I really like that show Banged Up Abroad and the Australian Border Security one 😂 Nothing to Declare

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

the dark underworld of sexy Suffolk.

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Someone said "stinky junkie" on that thread. Drugs have such a massive stigma. Thank gawd for you lot.

[ZiggertyZaggerty]

Ps. I like Flats style! Who knew Suffolk was such a hot bed of excitement

[ZiggertyZaggerty]

Dusty, other suggestions are adult colouring books! Maybe we should swap surfboards for crayons

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Yes, Zig I think it was actual cottaging. Flat has a dark mysterious life. She caught crabs last time I believe. He he.