Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

[serialtester]

Open.

Lost, say something wise!

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Please consider visiting our rehab, "Pyjamarating to freedom"

Replace your vices with a bath addiction and comfortable bed wear.
(Turning up in a sexy negligee nightie may hinder your recovery, we're not that kind of clinic I'm afraid).

[LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle]

ILost party animal is about right....all my family are like it, fuck knows how to move past it though!

I will start a list:

Snorkel
Surfboard
PJs
Armbands in case of overboard
Bath bombs

Erm.....

Thanks for letting me join, this is the support I need to kick it.

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Plenty of us on here that have a co-conspirator (partner in crime)
Have a surfboard and get practicing as we float closer to The Danger Zoooone..
(a ridiculously dramatic term for The Weekend)

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Absurdly tired tonight so diving into my lovely bed in a very un party animal like way.

Hope you're ok, kinetic. I'll be back tomorrow with coffee or armbands x

[DustyDuck]

Can't watch so posting to not lose the new thread. Welcome Lana! What kind of cake

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Glad you found us Dusty.

[flatwhite45]

Lost the Tony Robbins book is called awaken the giant within bit wanky I know. Not saying it's the answer but he is worth a read, all about taking control of your destiny.

Hoping kinetic is ok.....sleep well all

[kineticmagnetic]

I stayed in bed and ate cottage pie x

[Inarightpickleandchutney]

'Finding inner peace and tranquility.... One bath at a time'

Kinetic well done you!!!!

Today I will be mainly gargling salt water as I have a sore throat this morning.
I may or may not have slept with my mouth open like some kind of drooling warthog.

[kineticmagnetic]

I'm posting it through a friend's door this morning, need it gone!

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

That made me laugh, pickle. Sorry about your sore throat . I've had some success with Strepsils in the past. (?)
I'll take your throat and raise you a weirdly stiff neck! I'm going to work reeking of eau de deep heat.

Really pleased about your cottage pie update, Kinetic .

Thanks for the book recommendation, flat. Robbins is definitely into changing your thought patterns and mindset which I think is 90% of the battle with the white stuff. What do you think about hypnosis? Would it work do you think or am I clutching at straws?

Sending good vibes to all surfers today.

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

It just messes with your head, Kinetic when you have it there. It'll be a relief to have it gone.
Don't post it through Dave's door though .

[kineticmagnetic]

It is gone!!! The relief is huge

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

I'm doing a little dance of triumph for you. You passed the Ultimate Test!

[serialtester]

Well done kinetic!

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Good tidings ye surfers Hope everyone's busy surfing with attitude tonight.

Having a small medicinal wine this evening. Cravings are middling/average tonight so quite confident on my board today. [annoying smug face]

I'll be almost 3 weeks surfing this weekend. Go me.

[CleaningLikeAMotherFucker]

I need to polish my snorkel before I can even consider waving it around like I don't care. Hang on

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

The professional Cleaner is back! So pleased
We'd assumed you'd taken a small coach to Columbia without us and married into the Mafia.
Hope life is being kind to you x

[flatwhite45]

Go you indeed lost!!! That's amazing!!!

Good to have you back the board cleaning, how you been??

[CleaningLikeAMotherFucker]

Ok I can wave it now, all clean lol! Is it really bad that I'm imagining snorting a line through it before cleaning it then waving it

Life has been pretty shit tbh and I had a three day bender last Thursday to Saturday (I'm definitely not pg) but haven't touched anything since so I'm on day 5. Ds was with a cousin of dh's and cunty director was living up to his name big time but that's no excuse...

However, I had an interview two days ago and got called back to go in next week. I can feel a fresh start on the horizon.

Thank fucking God for that

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Snorting through a snorkel? Good Lord sounds amazing

Sounds like you fell overboard with a big old splash, Cleaning. I understand your mindset; not pregnant (I'm ok to abuse my body) ds away (let's party) and having a crap time at work (fuck this I need an escape)..I would undoubtedly have cracked if my planets had aligned in that sequence.

Massive well done with your interview, I have everything crossed and welcome back to the surfboard.

[CleaningLikeAMotherFucker]

Thanks, I'm really excited about the job. According to the agency I'm their first choice but maybe they say that to everyone

It's quite a specialist role in a field that I used to work in for 5 years and I'd be interested in getting back into (especially as the role is not in the city centre and avoids any kind of temptations after work.)

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

First choice sounds pretty promising. I'm really glad you're feeling more postive. It's just a shame you'll be working in a field

Last time you were on, you were really down and fed up, not even cleaning

[CleaningLikeAMotherFucker]

Oooh imagine... a field of coca leaf What the fuck is wrong with me lol.

The house is gleaming, I've got actual colour in my cheeks and I cannot wait to tell that cunty director to kiss my ass. (To be pronounced with sass ie Ass not arse) 😂

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

We're all coming to your leaving do, just to see his face