Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

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Lost, say something wise!

Hi cleaning!!! Thank you for the wave! You are doing great!! Am super jealous of your hot sun holiday. We only made it to Suffolk again. Was gorgeous all the same x

Ah there's a lot to be said for being strong willed and aiming big Cleaning! My mum has a knack of making me feel like I'm a bit of a disappointment ..mums eh?

Glad you had a good break cottaging in Suffolk, Flat

Dh home so we're celebrating the start of Easter weekend with some Fosters. Hope all surfers have some surftastic plans for the next few days x

Lost you are fucking ace! Can't believe how you remember everyone's little nuances. Enjoy Easter....

I'll always remember your first plans to try for a clean weekend in your Suffolk cottage Flat in the middle of winter. I was really concerned you and Mr. Flat would be pacing around in 3 jumpers trying to light the fire like Withnail and I
You've come really far since then. We're all behind you!
I'm still trying to get to 30 days too. I've had lots of false starts.

Cleaning I keep wondering, if you're in Italy, how you would go about getting hold of the necessary? Don't want to trigger but surely you haven't brought your own?

I suppose that's the beauty of being away, Dusty. That sounds like my kind of rehab; Italian scenery, sun, a posh hotel and loads of Grappa
Really clucking for a few lines here but keeping strong so far. Aaarghh. Lager not really hitting the spot.

Yes me too lost but working tomorrow and that's a default no for me. Cooking up a massive curry for when/if MrD and friend return from pub...

Putting a shout out for lovely Serial!! We're on the last page of our thread if you can do your clever linking thing to a new one? oh dear, it might be in French Tres likely Mon amie.

Good darts Dusty Enjoy your curry

We could jump on this one for a laugh

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/amiibeingunreasonable/2902800-to-start-smoking-weed
Someone threatening to report it

Oh God I'm not a trafficker No idea how I would get some here which is why I'm scared to go home

The cig cravings are more frequent tbh

Lost, did you actually mean Flat has been 'cottaging' in Suffolk??!!

Oh dear Dusty someone suggested doing arts and crafts instead. I shouldn't laugh but
Cleaning I don't want to see you on Banged Up Abroad. You'll be alright at home, you have surfed your triggers before, you can do it again.
Years ago, dh and I bought a bit of puff off a barman in Cyprus and we got royally ripped off. It was just some random dried leaves.

Yes, Zig I think it was actual cottaging. Flat has a dark mysterious life. She caught crabs last time I believe. He he.

Dusty, other suggestions are adult colouring books! Maybe we should swap surfboards for crayons

Ps. I like Flats style! Who knew Suffolk was such a hot bed of excitement

Someone said "stinky junkie" on that thread. Drugs have such a massive stigma. Thank gawd for you lot.

the dark underworld of sexy Suffolk.

Don't waste a sad face on a judgmental cunt Lost

Weirdly I really like that show Banged Up Abroad and the Australian Border Security one 😂 Nothing to Declare

Just had a quick skim through the smoking weed thread, My personal favourite is BastardBernie who said yes, yes you should . Slides off to buy an adult colouring book

I always think "Adult" Colouring book sounds a bit like some graphic x rated images to colour in. The mind boggles.

It might make them a bit more interesting Lost!

Yy re Adult Colouring

Could we design one about hot naked men as an obscure cocaine distraction method? Surely there's a Gap in the market for that??

We'll incorporate some cottaging scenes for Flat Dragon's Den here we come.

I agree, all very strange. A bit like those 'Cereal' cafes you get. Why would go out to eat Weetabix? Talking of Banged up Abroad, I once went through customs with an empty wrap in my bag, it wasn't found but I was horrified! .Still went to the toilets and licks it clean afterwards though